justin timberlake. this dude is cool. trust.

2/09/2008

WARNING! THIS IS THE MOST INTERACTIVE AUDIT EVER. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE ON A REAL COMPUTER TO FULLY ENJOY THIS ENTRY. VIDEOS AND PICS AND STUFF. ALL WORK SAFE OF COURSE.

DANCIN
so ive had this idea for a long time now, to audit justin timberlake. just him as a person. i think hes cool as crap. in the ensuing audit i will challenge all haters, and for the lovers just give you a general appreciation entry and some funny things to look at.

1. hes a great musician. emily has this CD of his, “justified”, and she knows every word to every song. i gathered a few choice lyrics that i will share with you now to back up this claim.

“dont need no Mabeline, cause youre my beauty queen. dont need no L’ Oreal, cause bitch youre bad as hell.”

“lets hit the floor and cause a scene, get real wet if you know what I mean.”

now that ive typed that out, and read it out of context, its not that cool. but seriously, listen to the CD, its good, hes smooth, its hot. hes just a feel good, smooth mothafucka. its like if Prince, R. Kelly, and that slutty blond chick from desperate housewives all hooked up in some alley somewhere and he was the strange offspring. all that sexuality and good taste had to come out somewhere, and it just busted its nut right onto your ipod.

also on the music front. justin timberlake and andy samberg won an Emmy Award, for best comedic song. with this instant classic “dick in a box”. seriously, it won an emmy.

2. hes funny as balls. hes hosted SNL a bunch, been in a few movies. hosted the ESPYS, was on one of very few enjoyable episodes of the MTV series PuNkeD, and seems to just be a generally humorous guy. the following are a few pictures and youtube clips to back up this claim. i really suggest watching these videos from the ESPYS especially if youre a sports fan. but even if youre not, watch. sorry, i couldnt find any SNL clips on youtube.
amy
guru
box

and as if 2 very strong points werent enough i give you three…

3. the ladies. justin timberlake has plowed through the finest of hollywood cooze. from britney to camron diez to finally end up at this(for now).

biel

jessica biel.

he must be pretty cool right?

There are 3 comments on this Audit:

  1. 2/09/2008christian says:

    this is what you did on your birthday?

    and you didnt even throw in a “no homo”?

  2. 3/09/2008beth says:

    your best audit yet. you have outdone yourself!

  3. 4/09/2008alicia says:

    So thorough!!

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